Okay, below is a film I did for my friend Brighton’s film festival back in the summer of 2005. Notice: “summer of 2005.” Three long years ago – three years during which I have grown and matured in so many ways that I can’t even begin to itemize them. Plus, it’s just a joke! It’s a joke! Hah!
I’ve been thinking about posting it for a while, but haven’t done so because there is about three seconds of me looking at porn on my computer and I didn’t want to put porn on my blog. (The setup is the girl I’m purportedly dating – played by my friend Jennifer, who used to live in my condo building in Atlanta – is telling her friend how mature I am, etc., and how I’m super active and have so many different interests – and then it cuts to a shot of me looking at porn on my computer. Like I’m a real renaissance man. ) Anyway, I’ve blurred and pixelated the porn as much as I can figure out how to do – you can still kind of tell what it is, but if anyone looks at this for its salacious value, they have a problem. There’s real porn out there on the internet people – you don’t need to look at this.
So if anyone is offended by the blurred-out three seconds of porn, I apologize in advance. Don’t watch it! Or close your eyes or something.
There’s also some harsh language – including the use of the term “bangin’” and the f-bomb. So, if you’re the easily-offended type, again, please dont watch this! There’s a lot of good, wholesome material here on Orangwutang – go look at some of it.
Anyway, if you see this disappear from my blog in a couple of days, that is a pretty good indication that someone – or some people – most likely my mother – sent me an email and told me I shouldn’t have this on my blog. And by that point I had sobered up enough to think they were probably right.
Okay, now after all of that buildup, here is my very mediocre film about the different ways (divergent perspectives – get it?) a man and a woman view their budding relationship.
All of my female friends, it has been great knowing you and I wish you all the best.
Sincerely,
Captain Sensitivity
WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK! (Maybe – if you work somewhere that watching three seconds of blurred-out, colorized semi-porn in a parody is “unsafe.”)
July 29, 2008 at 11:37 am
you huge dork.