This is the invitation for the garden and tool wedding shower we had for Dave C. and Jamie when they got married back in 2003:

And, for good measure, here’s one more of Dave C. bonding with Sasquatch:

Jamie, me, David at Whistler, B.C., 2004:

One more from India, 1996.  I have no recollection of this so, like you, I can only wonder “What the hell?”  As far as I know, this marks the only time in  my life that I have ever carried an Indian man around on my shoulders, but unfortunately I can’t even be 100% sure about that:

A photo of my mom and Santa when she (my mom, not Santa) was a little girl: